Keith Hamm

Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."

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Beware of Eclipse Eye Protection

Only Certain Equipment will Protect You

Only certain equipment will protect you from the sun.

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Hollister Ranch Public Access Case Ongoing

Talks continue, but the issue may soon head to trial.

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Circle V Ranch Camp Rebuild Underway

The Whittier Fire destroyed two lodges and a water facility.

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Special Ed Head Reassigned

Helen Rodriguez now focusing on English-learned students.

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Peabody Stadium Q&A Scheduled

And the groundbreaking is set for August 23.

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Carpinteria Bluffs Permanently Preserved

Land Trust Now Proud Owner of the 21 Acres of Beloved Open Space

The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County is now the proud owner of the 21 acres of beloved open space.

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Solar Chargers Provided to Homeless Women

Additional safety and security comes with a full phone battery.

Phone Scam Warning Issued by Sheriff

D.A. to Educate Targeted Elderly Communities

DA to educate targeted elderly communities.

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Hidden Valley for Outdoor Ed?

School District Mulls Teaching Sustainable Agriculture, Animal Husbandry

School district mulls teaching sustainable agriculture and animal husbandry.

Schools Reach Out on Student Stress

Effort Follows Increase in Racial Tensions, Two Sudden Deaths

Effort follows increase in racial tensions and two sudden deaths.

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