Keith Hamm

Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."

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Gregg Hart Joins County Supes

Steve Lavagnino Picked to Chair the Board

Ceremonial swearing-in names Steve Lavagnino to chair the board.

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Montecito Remembers 1/9 with Candlelit Procession

'Raising Our Light' Draws More Than 1,000 to Manning Park

'Raising Our Light' draws more than 1,000 to Manning Park.

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Schwan Brothers Excavation: Four Decades in the Dirt

James Schwan Reflects on the Family Trade

James Schwan reflects on the family trade.

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New Path in Montecito Brings in the New Year

Program Puts Local Laborers Back to Work

Program puts local laborers affected by disasters back to work.

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Keith Hamm’s Year in Review

Editor and Reporter Keith Hamm Picks Favorite Articles from the Past Year

Editor and reporter Keith Hamm picks favorite articles from the past year.

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Montecito Ring Nets Get Emergency Permit from County

Privately Funded Project Aims to Mitigate Debris Flows

Privately funded project aims to mitigate debris flows.

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'Done Moving' in Montecito

Couple Creates Home Base for Retirement, Family Gatherings

Couple creates home base for retirement and family gatherings.

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Volunteers Canvas Montecito’s 'Red Zones'

Door-to-Door Outreach Delivers Storm-Readiness Info

Door-to-door outreach delivers storm-readiness info.

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20 Questions with Architect Jane Snyder, AIA

Helping Clients Bring Creative Vision to Life

She enjoys helping clients bring creative vision to life.

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Championship Surf Title Decided in Hawai'i

Santa Barbara’s Lakey Peterson Finishes World Number Two

Santa Barbara’s Lakey Peterson finishes world number two.

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