Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Only Certain Equipment will Protect You
Only certain equipment will protect you from the sun.
Talks continue, but the issue may soon head to trial.
The Whittier Fire destroyed two lodges and a water facility.
Helen Rodriguez now focusing on English-learned students.
And the groundbreaking is set for August 23.
Land Trust Now Proud Owner of the 21 Acres of Beloved Open Space
The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County is now the proud owner of the 21 acres of beloved open space.
Additional safety and security comes with a full phone battery.
D.A. to Educate Targeted Elderly Communities
DA to educate targeted elderly communities.
School District Mulls Teaching Sustainable Agriculture, Animal Husbandry
School district mulls teaching sustainable agriculture and animal husbandry.
Effort Follows Increase in Racial Tensions, Two Sudden Deaths
Effort follows increase in racial tensions and two sudden deaths.