Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
He served 33 years with the department.
Staff directed to squeeze more miles out of existing vehicles.
Yet officials say a water shortage remains.
Collaboration with Contractors Is Key, Early and Often
Collaboration with contractors is key, early and often.
Pack Enough to Survive On Your Own For at Least 72 Hours
Pack enough to survive on your own for at least 72 hours.
And Do You Know the Difference Between a Flood Advisory and Flood Warning?
And do you know the difference between a Flood Advisory and a Flood Warning?
Empaque lo Suficiente para Sobrevivir por lo Menos 72 Horas
Empaque lo suficiente para sobrevivir al menos 72 horas.
From Text Alerts to the Radio Ready System, There Are Options
From text alerts to the Radio Ready system, there are plenty of options.
It’s Best to Plan Ahead for the Worst
It’s best to plan ahead for the worst.
Preparing Supplies and Arranging Transport Can Save Critical Time
Preparing supplies and arranging transport can save critical time.