Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Leaked Memo Suggests National Monument Off List of Targets
A leaked memo suggests the national monument is off his list of targets.
Statewide Figures Reveal Most Expensive Season on Record
The statewide figures reveal the most expensive season on record.
Statewide annual quarantine on sport-harvested mussels remains in effect.
The Santa Barbara Unified superintendent calls for equity.
Alyssa Nuño's cousin reports she'll soon receive facial reconstruction surgery.
Work to cap the leaking oil wellhead may start this winter.
Central Library Program Expands to Eastside and Carpinteria
The downtown library program has expanded to Carpinteria and the Eastside.
A lightning strike started the small blaze.
Painter Brett Hammond Contributes to Alleyway Art
Painter Brett Hammond contributes to alleyway art.
The Los Padres National Forest battalion chief died in a car crash while returning from a wildfire.