Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Santa Barbara Electrician with Humble Start in 1981.
Santa Barbara electrician had humble beginnings in 1981.
Cheri Rae's New Book Provides Path for Parents
Cheri Rae's new book provides path for parents.
Emergency Measure Seeks to Mitigate a Repeat of 1/9 Debris Flow
Emergency measure seeks to mitigate a repeat of 1/9 Debris Flow.
Maeve Juarez and Andy Rupp Awarded for 1/9 Rescues
Maeve Juarez and Andy Rupp awarded for 1/9 rescues.
Utility Giant CEO Shares Report With Investors
The utility giant CEO shares report with investors.
New Name Honors Beloved Principal
New name honors beloved principal.
Project Manager Reflects on Challenging Home Renovation
Project manager reflects on challenging residential renovation.
Acquisition Culminates 25+-Year Effort
Acquisition culminates effort that started in the early '90s.
Retired Nurse Invests Equity to ‘Get it Done!’
Retired nurse invests equity to “get it done!”
October 18 Event Organized by the Associated Student Body
The October 18 event is organized by the Associated Student Body.