Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Brooks Grad Carved Niche Shooting Homes, Hotels
The Brooks graduate found a niche shooting homes and hotels.
Waterways Are Still Loaded with Rock and Loose Soil
The waterways are still loaded with rock and loose soil.
Republican Don Bacon Visits 24th Congressional District
Republican Don Bacon visited the 24th Congressional District.
SB 1260 Drafted in Wake of State's Most Destructive Fire Season
SB 1260 was drafted in the wake of California's worst fire season.
Interfaith Retreat Recovering from 1/9 Debris Flow
The interfaith retreat is recovering from 1/9 Debris Flow.
Mental Wellness Nonprofit Secures Lease
Mental wellness nonprofit secures month-to-month lease.
DNA Sent to State Database
DNA samples have been sent to state database.
Regulations Need Coastal Commission Approval
New regulations would need Coastal Commission approval.
No Need for a License, Other Regs Still Apply
A license is not required but other regulations still apply.
Coastal Trails Group Allowed to Argue Against Settlement
Judge Colleen Sterne allows a trail group to argue against existing settlement agreement.