Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
More Than a Dozen Appeal to District to Keep Music Programs
More than a dozen appeal to Santa Barbara Unified School District to maintain music classes and programs.
Behrens Charges Emotional and Physical Distress in Demotion
Ed Behrens charges emotional and physical distress due to demotion.
A Stretch of Beach to Be Accessible by Sea Only
A beach at Cuarto Canyon will be accessible by sea, and educational programs will expand.
Santa Barbara Unified Rolls Out Task Force
Santa Barbara Unified will host parent meetings for next several months.
State Authority Wants More Oversight of Ranching, Farming
Gaviota stakeholders claim the state authority is overreaching.
Leland Walmsley’s Design Roots Date Back a Century
Many traditions of Leland Walmsley’s designs date back to his grandmother’s exclusive installations.
Commission Encourages Affordable Coastal Lodging
The commission supports affordable lodging along the coast.
New Details Emerge About Boys Who Threatened Girls
New details have emerged about a handful of chat-room boys connected to threats of violence against fellow female students.
Elephant Iron’s Quarter Century of Custom Design and Fabrication
Elephant Iron has produced high-end design and fabrication for more than 25 years.
Anonymous Donor Helps 'Student Success' Programming
The anonymous windfall will help open the Center for Student Success.