Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Steve Lavagnino Picked to Chair the Board
Ceremonial swearing-in names Steve Lavagnino to chair the board.
'Raising Our Light' Draws More Than 1,000 to Manning Park
'Raising Our Light' draws more than 1,000 to Manning Park.
James Schwan Reflects on the Family Trade
James Schwan reflects on the family trade.
Program Puts Local Laborers Back to Work
Program puts local laborers affected by disasters back to work.
Editor and Reporter Keith Hamm Picks Favorite Articles from the Past Year
Editor and reporter Keith Hamm picks favorite articles from the past year.
Privately Funded Project Aims to Mitigate Debris Flows
Privately funded project aims to mitigate debris flows.
Couple Creates Home Base for Retirement, Family Gatherings
Couple creates home base for retirement and family gatherings.
Door-to-Door Outreach Delivers Storm-Readiness Info
Door-to-door outreach delivers storm-readiness info.
Helping Clients Bring Creative Vision to Life
She enjoys helping clients bring creative vision to life.
Santa Barbara’s Lakey Peterson Finishes World Number Two
Santa Barbara’s Lakey Peterson finishes world number two.