Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
Santa Barbara Filmmaker Morgan Maassen Drops 17 Minutes of Surf Candy
Filmmaker Morgan Maassen goes around the world in 17 minutes.
District Board Votes to Close Beloved K-6 Campus at End of School Year
District board votes to close the beloved K-6 campus at the end of the school year.
Reaches Deal with Coastal Commission over Unpermitted Wells, Roads, and Cultural Site Disturbance
Baupost reaches deal with Coastal Commission over unpermitted wells, roads, and cultural site disturbance.
Matsuoka Talks Big Picture, Nuts and Bolts in Yearly Address
Matsuoka talks big picture, and nuts and bolts in his yearly address.
Will focus on technologies that help struggling readers.
Cafeteria Cooks Learn New Plant-Based Recipes from Celebrity Chef Eddie Garza
Cafeteria cooks learn new plant-based recipes from celebrity chef Eddie Garza.
New Website Promotes Safety and Savings
New website helps drivers save money and commute safely.
Sibling Team Cuts and Styles Men and Women
Downtown space provides cuts and shaves, plus the Victorian Salon.
Report Uptick in 'Genetalia Grabbing'
There's been a reported uptick in "genetalia grabbing."
Demoic acid at unsafe levels.